My Bad Camera Pose Excuse Shirt

I remember once when my parents bought a set of 'excuse' shirts – for cycling, bowling, hunting etc.
They were funny, so I adapted this idea from that

- The flash made me close my eyes!
- I’m photophobic!
- They forgot to count to 3!
- I’m confused about posing during or after they say 3!
- I cant pose that long!
- I was looking at the other camera!!
- They didn’t get my good side
- The shutter’s settings are wrong
- The camera’s too near!
- I didn’t know they were taking photos
- I was eating!
- I was distracted by the clown behind the camera
- I was trying to get a better pose!