Thursday, February 08, 2007

toilet graffiti

welcome to my boredom, where i am king, or just a wannabee \/(.'')
talk about hypocrisy, today i'm about to do something i said i wouldnt do just a few entries ago (and judging from the dates it wasnt that long ago)
here's one of those articles u might find passed around in your email, friendster, etc.. so what?

.:: Toilet's Graffiti collection ::.

Here I sit, broken-hearted -Paid a penny and only farted.
Every day, 88 InterCity trains leave Birmingham. - but only 5 get back.
I've just lost my virginity. - let me help you look for it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Women like the simple things in life - like men.
Why are men like lavatories ?They're either vacant, engaged, or full of crap.
A women without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - yeh, but who needs a stationary haddock?
It begins when you sink in his arms. And ends with your arms in his sink
Men only put women on pedestals so they can look up their skirts.
If you can reach this high you should be in the fire brigade. (Above urinal)
Wet Paint. This is not an instruction. (Above urinal)


anything else to add?

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